Posts Tagged ‘Rafeal Benitez’

Mickey Rourke has the real skills needed to be a Premiership manager

Tuesday, January 13th, 2009

Chelsea’s Luiz Felipe Scolari finds his job under threat and already eyes scan and ears prick up on the lookout for a successor to the small one who watches those in the North West play what is referred to in the press as mind games.

Scolari’s opinion on Manchester United, Liverpool and the title race is almost unimportant – as is Arsene Wengers and Martin O’Neill – as these big too trade punches in the sparring. Sparring is the sort of word that Sky would use to describe this war of words that had broken out between Anfield and Old Trafford. They would use “War of words” too.

Perhaps though the rest of the country – those without a stake in corporate football – would describe the banter between Sir Alx and Rafa Benitez as boring. There is very little of interest in what seems to be a playground style spat the start of which is lost in history and the meaning of which is a moot point.

At the start of May the title will be decided and before then the two clubs will meet and while there is some interest in dynamics between the two managers and two camps the majority of the time the impression left is of a squabble between the over privilege. The two managers come off with all the grace and charm of Prince Harry and the whole divide between the two seems paper thin if viewed from any distance. From the distance of The Valley it must seem tiny indeed.

It could be different of course. One call between the two camps and an agreement to let the best team win in good grace could be struck but doing so would deny the Red Top types endless column inches repeating the undignified squabble. Those same Red Top types could also play a part in removing this squalid part of our game by preferring to report on matches played rather than the reactions to those games but that seems unlikely to occur.

So what we are left with is this pre-fight mudslinging which would be better suited to the pantomime of Hulk Hogan and the WWF rather than top flight British football which is rendered undignified but these men and their supposed mind games. Grown men acting upset, offended, mortified with each other and vowing victory.

So when Chelsea do start looking for a new manager perhaps they should stop the pretence and try hire someone who has the proper training to do that job – Mickey Rourke maybe?